Wow, here they make you the frontrunning candidate

How do you do, fellow geriatrics?

Looks up

Everything!

Puts on foil hat

I guess I’m the problem for locking in a good interest rate when they were low and not wanting to fuck myself over by moving.

Funny, I locked in a bad interest rate when they were high. I’d refinance, but I can only find “worse interest rates that are higher.”

I use a KVM switch tree and run it off an alternator connected to my desk bike

Oh God, don’t watch the etc porn! You’ll never be able to unsee it…

Yeah, that’s more appropriate for a WHEN clause or possibly even a WHOM

Oh yeah! I should do more drugs…

Should’ve invested in some teeth…

I miss Macbarf…

The ye el las thems

The way that people use and trust these chat bots reminds me of stories about executives in the '80s climbing the corporate ladder using a Magic 8 Ball

Fuck that, run Doom on it

You might be in a better position than you realize! I see two great options for you:

Option 1.

Here’s a new battery for your reader, it’s about $13.

Here’s a battery replacement video. It’s amazingly simple! I forgot what wonderful times the aughts were for diy repair.

Option 2

If you’re feeling a little more carefree and like saying “damn the aesthetics!” Especially when you mention keeping readers out of landfills:

Buy a broken eReader off of eBay that still turns on and scavenge the battery. Most of them seem to use the same voltage. If the battery you source doesn’t fit, make a notch in the side of your reader and tape the new battery to the back or whatever. Donate the remainder to your local Makerspace.

If you end up enjoying your little rebellious repairs, buy bulk non-functioning eReaders and try using them to repair each other. Donate the functioning ones to your local library and the non-functioning parts to your local Makerspace.

Everything tastes like ass

- Fart 🍆

Hey, you can’t do that!

- Elmo Nusk

“You have said the actual truth”

SLAMMED!!!

Then the judge dunked over Elon, licked their finger, and swirled it around in Elon’s latte macchiato. Finally, they lunged at Elon, who flinched, and then punched him twice for flinching.

Found Andrew Ure’s account

That’s it! You can’t use my X anymore!