Never dealt with an intermittent failure or race condition, eh?
Never dealt with an intermittent failure or race condition, eh?
Doesn’t every company offer that? “Yeah we’re really done supporting this, but if you want to spend a million quid a month on it then sure, you can have ultra extra extended support”, then every old company that relies on this for their money-printing machine and can’t be bothered updating their ancient code sends them a blank cheque.
Maybe that bug report was the motivation for the collaboration! Or maybe the level 1 support aren’t aware of unannounced business decisions.
The point of making of open to everyone was so they’d have other traffic to hide their own secret communications amongst, right?
That thumbnail is a good one for [email protected]
Search for “emergency” in your settings, I can apparently turn them all off (though I’ve never received one anyway)
It was actually a pretty good Bond parody too!
It’s not a repost if it’s in a different community
Just pick up a cheap, secondhand mainframe
Oh wow, I guess both of the HP-UX users will be gutted to read this!
How many IA-64 machines are still running at all? I never knew they even made that many in the first place!
1611Mbps, do you live inside AWS‽
That’s not discussed in the article though, I think they were just seeing a (not really that) phallic logo
Did you reply to the wrong comment?
I think you might need to see a doctor
Not a problem if you’re using a teapot, or for a mug you can use a spoon or just your fingers
Just get rid of the label altogether. I’m always suspicious when a teabag has a string on it.
Addendum to 2: never believe that what they say is relevant to what’s actually happening here. You have a lot of faith that the people writing error messages knew what they were doing!