The most versatile note pad in existence…

Look at Mitch McConnell and tell me that’s not a reanimated corpse.

Diane Feinstein and Mitch McConnell both served in Congress well after they died.

And to the queer for who we stand fabulous?

I dunno. I’m trying too hard.

Or air lock.

Hmmmmm. Been thinking about starting a youtube channel. Maybe ballads to the CEO could be the theme. I wonder how long before I get called in by hr.

Look to the atheist. He does not use the command line because he secretly believes. He does so because he knows it’s good.

The old file menu was way more functional if you needed to be keyboard only.

What about calls for violence against meta ‘overboarders’?

My preferred response to this is, “Entropy. The eventually and unstoppable heat death of the universe where none of this matters is the reason.”

When they started with hybrids they kinda got ahead with the Prius and stopped.

Do you ever have sex without protection because the other person looks “clean”?

In eighth grade I got into an argument on the bus, precursor to the Internet, with a kid about my ignorance of sex. He drew a picture of a diaphragm and ridiculed me for not knowing what it was.

When is Chrysler going to detect and report drunk drivers?

Can’t reproduce bug. Closing ticket.

Chain of custody

You had me at Gabrielle.

GWAR the Motion Picture

Which is which?

Vroom vroom