“You know who also loves heinous_shit_here? That’s right, the providers of these goods and services”

Sophie in the background going “nooo Robert, noo no no”

My favorite is when even he is like ooo ya I can’t say that, can’t say that at all. Anyway, ad break.

Until they lose their stealthboy supply

Whatever you get make sure it has more than a couple years left of software update support. This sort of narrows the field, and you don’t need to go Samsung for the full 5-7years or w/e their newest lines will have, but make sure it’s not essentially software EOL in the next couple years. Look for more like 3-5y out.