Innovative solutions to what problems exactly? Problems they created so that AI could solve them?

There’s something about a scruffy dude with some guy liner, you should get him to try it once, thank me later.

Because each and every one of them is a hypocrite.

Chump don’t want da help, chump don’t get da help.

"Huh, when was the NES released.

Checks Google

Oh living fuck, I too am as old as the NES… Brutal…

Musk plans to sue advertisers planning to withdraw from x in record numbers.

At the start of my freshman year, they hadn’t finished building the “new” gym, which was to be used for the gym classes, so the cheerleaders could practice in the old, big gym.

So the cheerleaders practice on one side of the old gym, and a bunch of horny teen idiots on the other. Dear God the shit they would say, unapologetic and just the worst; “i can see your pu$$y! Bitch just did the splits and left a hickey on the floor!”

Beyond “Hur dur”, this was straight up verbal assault. A few days after the worst of these comments, we were told to go to a portable classroom where we learned health crap out of a book, then i went up four flights of stairs to the actual health class.

No idea where the hell i was going with that, other than it seemed to be a way to tire us out, until the comments landed us in class, then it seemed just a way to keep us occupied until the gym teacher could follow her true, Lesbian Passion ®, girls volleyball coach.

Yeah, i can second the power strip thing. I have three right now, one is completely dead, the usba/c ports don’t work on another, third one has been flawless so far.

I might look into the newer options, but I’m a bit skeptical now…

Yes, same way i say i need a “Kleenex” to open the door to the “Porta potty” so i don’t have to shit in the “dumpster”.

I use a Drink Mate omnifiz. Used the same co2 carts as the soda steam.

Not pooping, but whenever i have gas, I say I ate a kitten. Not many people get it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sjRO6BQFMw

WTF?! In some states, your registered for jury duty when you get a driver’s license…

One of my friend/couple sent me a friend request for their newborn… Like, dude, I was willing to get a TDAP/LDAP booster so I wouldn’t kill your newborn, but I’m not going to friend them on Facebook/insta…

2015 Ford had a “smokers kit” option as well. The plugs are covered with a little spring loaded door that says 12V on it, so you can still run your “accessories” though.

If yaml wasn’t such a pain to edit on mobile, I wouldn’t mind it so much. Yes, XML uses closing tags, but it’s the 2020’s, I think we can stand that extra few K of space so I can edit my portainer stacks without the UI freaking the fuck out because I want to delete something. YMMV…

I have a laptop with Win 11 installed as default, and dear gods is it exhausting to work with. Right-click has been neutered to the point where I have to click “extra-options” every ducking time because they moved the options I actually need behind another damn click.

If Microsoft would take a lesson from the failure of Clippy, and stop trying to “help me” (jerk off motion) I might stick with it. But as it is, and as it’s going, they are trying to tablet-ify the UX to the point it’s useless on desktop (why the fuck do I have to dismiss a blank screen in order to actually input my password when logging in?!).

Once I get the important files transferred out, it’s Linux baby!

If you’re close to a Microcenter, they should have a bunch of “sample” keyboards so you can find the switches you want. Nowadays, you can even build your own keyboard with swappable switches, so you can have different switches for your WASD keys, if you’re into that…

The body tends to do that when you beat the shit out of it over the course of days.

Blood clots at the damage point, more beatings break up the clot, platelets gonna platelet and boom, thrombosis.

This is correct. Anything you make on company equipment, or on company time, is owned by the company.

You want to work on your own stuff, had to be off the clock and off company property.

Bring TP to guest bathroom please!