I’d sink Cortez’s ship.

He tied the financing of his loan to buy Twitter with Tesla shares, if they tank it pressures the Saudis to call in the billions they loaned him for the purchase. He’d survive, but it would embarrass him which would be funny.

I’m currently employed but I’m gonna try this because it sounds fun.

In my coping with the horrors of the world, I like to think this is run by a hidden AGI to wack its ideological opponents.