I definitely read this as your first daughter being pregnant and you becoming a grandparent.

The big difference with Europe. I live in Belgium and I can visit 4 countries that are less then a 2 hour drive.

I’ve never been outside of Europe though… So I guess I have to compare it with that.

Zeisner curry ketchup is the best though! Don’t know if you can buy it in the Netherlands.

I’m definitely trying the frikandelbroodje next time I’m at Albert Heijn. Don’t know if the Belgian one has all the same products.

Beautiful teapot dude!

Explain salvaged vehicles to me pls.

How much do you pay for electricity and how much for internet and what speeds?

Do you have more info? Where do you nude hike? Isn’t that illegal or something?

When you say “jif”. You don’t pronounce a “g”. So technically it is correct?

Or in gif

Those are some really bad reasons tbh. A digital shared shopping list is the best invention btw. My wife adds stuff in it and I see it on my phone when I go shopping. Who the fuck is going to snatch a phone out of your hand when you shop? And isn’t a phone a pretty useless item to steal anyway? Most of them can’t be wiped these days.

I bought a lifetime subscription for the Android app Cerberus. The dev suddenly decided to cancel all lifetime subscriptions and force people to get real subscriptions instead.

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If you receive downvotes in this topic you must be having a valid point.

I like bananas, but I definitely don’t like banana flavored stuff. So I guess you might be right. It tastes so artificial imo. When we buy yoghurt, the banana yoghurt is always the one that stays until all other flavours are gone. Same for candy.

Do you still have to do the whole export import of your subscriptions thing? Or do you just not use subscriptions? Can it sync playlists across devices?

I absolutely LOVE smartube next on android TV since it still works with my subscriptions and playlists. Too bad they don’t have a smartphone version.

It probably doesn’t translate very well. But my grandfather always said something like “If you don’t behave I’ll put your head between your two ears” and us kids would always giggle and say that it was already the case. I often use that phrase now.

Definitely not the answer OP was looking for. But I’m glad you shared!

Also. Fuck your dad. How is your relationship with him now?

Unfortunately most reddit users didn’t even notice. Or just don’t care.

Do you really still use USB sticks? I don’t really use them anymore since everything is streamable/can be saved online or (in my case) on my nas.

A “washandje” of course!

Bonus for the Dutch speaking people.