justsomeguy@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•You are now in charge of Russia. How do you avoid falling out a window?
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2 months agoSo I can’t speak Russian? That’s rough. I guess I’d try to stare everyone down until they get nervous and leave. Sometimes nod when people talk to me, sometimes just walk away from them. Oh no, he’s giving me the silent treatment they’ll think. Better not make him mad. Let them worry about the windows. Meanwhile I plan my escape through South America to LA where I live as a not-Putin impersonator. Hide in plain sight.
and so it begins