They’re now saying that temperature was a sensor anomaly.
They’re now saying that temperature was a sensor anomaly.
I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.
When I think of superhuman origins, I think of a 5’7 elderly Indian man.
Truly the beacon of freedom in the Middle East.
Honestly, it must just feel like the whole world is against them.
Though it also looks like a pretty sparse crowd relative to the recent pro-Palestinian rallies in Israel.
Seems like it’d be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.
Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”
For every you, there’s a woman who feels compelled to pet me because of my beard. I’ll take that trade-off.
“Accurately estimate your opponent’s shitty knock-off air force.” - Wayne Gretzky
Alternately, we’re legitimately not worried about a made-in-China knock-off of a thirty-year-old design.
He went too far. There, I said it, downvote me if you must.
They’re being a bunch of jerks.
You were supposed to give it a good pounding. I need a cigarette.
This is going to be one of those chapters in future history books that makes us look like real idiots.
Thank God crocodiles didn’t learn to fly.
I sincerely wish all of my messages were delivered to me by an owl holding a scroll.
And is it just an urge or does it become involuntary?
Thank God we’re the good guys!