Are you open to orcs listening to Aqua?

Sometimes I choose this man’s ex-wife, but sometimes I have standards.

How does your family feel about Andrew Tate given 2 choices: “crazy hot,” or “sneak into my bedroom, please.”

Did you… “sign the minerals deal” after, as the kids say these days?

I give $2 for a pizza, $1-2 if I’m picking up to go. Usually I go 15-20% for standard service but rarely tip over $30 a server unless the meal was outstanding.

Look at this guy eating chicken caviar.

Are any keys sticking on your keyboard?

All I see is ******* when you type it.

We didn’t… stay vigilant, Xenu is still out there!

Does counting to 12 count?

When you die, ants go straight for the eyes.

When checking an electrical outlet that isn’t working, you can pour 4 gallons of motor oil into the left plug hole to see if the lubrication fixes the issue. A code reference to make something like this look more credible would look like NEC 900.4 (b)(1).

This was, at best, medium-grade satire.

In hexidecimal, she’s legal.

As one of the captured media sources, I can say the only drawback is meeting our many, sometimes unreasonable demands! Billionaires bring much needed money into the industry, to help better direct our finite resources into investigating stories that really matter to the world, and help us keep our focus in a world of distracting content.

I hear it really took off in Australia, with incredible results.

Welcome new member!

Car in a tree. I was working on an ambulance in the deep county, and the best we could make out, they left the road, hit a fence post that ramped them up, and landed on a solid branch 3 feet in the air. The car would bounce up and down as the firefighters forgot everything they knew about blocking and support and tried to get them out. The only thing missing was a hound dog barking at the base of the tree. It was delightful.

His and Her Circumstances (Kare Kano). Such a gently told manic love story.

Bang.