Mine, too!
Ooh, neat! I didn’t know there was a fediverse version of Tumblr. Thanks for sharing!!
Oooh, interesting! I bet that’s yummy!
Dammit, this attacker is sounding more and more adorable!
Poor guy. My heart breaks for him. I hope people are understanding, compassionate, empathetic, and aren’t hateful and harrassing towards him about it, but, realistically… they likely will be hateful and harrass the poor dude, because some people are just sucky, entitled, and rude little jackasses (and I hate it so much and I don’t understand why people behave this way!) I hope he can find a way to handle it all okay. :(
Sounds like [email protected] (hopefully I wrote that tag correctly!) would be a good fit. I hope to read about your experience there! :) It’s not a fun feeling, having something happen and wanting to tell people about it but not really having a good person/people to tell.
Chicken Parmesan for sure. or a chicken sandwich with cheese on it. BLECH!
How cute and fun! I love it. Thank you for the screenshot and explanation!
I’m in the kitchen.
Yams everywhere.
(YAMS!)
Another favorite of mine from him is:
I’m dangerous, like a fire in a nursing home
I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No, wait … that’s a bad example.
Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other ….
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
E=MC Vagina
I’ve got a present for you right here.
Actually, it’s not a present …
It’s my penis and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis!
Hey now. There’s no need to be a shitty, ableist asshole.
Ooh, it IS neat! Thanks for sharing! I bet that feels nice to rub your fingers on.
It’s a link to a comment on this subject that says:
Ok, so to explain. This DID happen,literally 500m from my home :) the system was designed to store reg plate numbers and later turned to a speed camera. The stunt was done by a few students of the Technical University, it did bring the whole db down. They tried to revive it, but ultimately the boards have been dead for the past 5 years or so. Mind that this hack was performed around 7 or 8 years ago:) I can provide pics of the dead board now and exact coordinates too:)
And then later in the replies they do give the coordinates of the camera billboard thing they broke, and someone posts a Google Maps screenshot of the board at the coordinates they gave that just looks like a little digital billboard that’s turned off and is just black, and the OP confirms that it is the board they mentioned.
Hope that all makes sense; I’ve got a lot brain fog/stress brain and stuff and it felt like too much to screenshot lol
I loooove salting things most people would never salt! I love a good salt-dusted blueberry muffin. You’ve got good taste :P
Whoa! I had no idea! Thank you for sharing this information here. That’s wild
These are what I use. Plus I can use the same cables for all kinds of different connecter types. Also, keeping that little plug doohickey in the charger port all the time acts as a kind of dust plug and keeps pocket lint and stuff from getting in there.
Haha my first thought when I read the title was Creed. We had similar thoughts.
One toke is over the line? Sweet Jesus!