Komodo Rodeo

User’s data was breached, I laughed because I’m not one of them. This isn’t a doctoral dissertation, I don’t care how it works.

Their cybersecurity is dogshit too. If the government can’t keep people from stealing your digital records, no fucking way that gimmeDNA.com is going to do a better job.

Sure, but lying during a process involving security clearance would essentially hang over their head the entire time that they used the credential as a means to get work. It’s not like lying about whether or not you like the food that someone served at a dinner, it sticks.

If you say so, I’ll take your word for it.

I’ve been told that for clearance above reliability that social media use becomes an issue. 4chan was specifically cited to me by the person with whom I spoke. I’d assume that this means any/all alphabet government agencies, but Army was all that I heard about specifically.

“Do you browse or use 4chan?”

“No.”

“OK, good, because you weren’t advancing beyond this stage if you said yes.”

Heard about this just a few hours ago, and have been laughing ever since. This is going to be brutal, there are people who registered with .gov e-mail addresses. As the use of 4chan has been cited to me as potentially disqualifying people seeking security clearance for government, police, or military careers, this hack single-handedly has the potential to torpedo thousands of edgy bois in one fell swoop.

Brief and to the point. You got the Expedited Critical Info Only plan hahaha

*every single human language in existence.

“Only puny cucks don’t love Brawndo!” * powerbombs Bernie Sanders into folding tables from top turnbuckle *

“If you don’t pay me the big bucks for my experience and expertise, who else will tell the robot how to destroy your life?”

“Our system has determined that you’re no longer eligible for support, as your submission of Form 792B was 0:56 late. Please resubmit your application at your earliest convenience, our clients are important to us, and your well-being is our top priority. We’re currently experiencing a high volume of document submission, and the processing time may take as long as 3 months. Please ensure that you have an adequate supply of life-sustaining medication during this time, as no other assistance will be available until completion of your file.”

“A Louisiana law cedes much of the power of the parole board to an algorithm…”

The people responsible for this imbecile sloughing off of responsibility need to be held to account. The stakes are too high to permit them to claim that “the brain warden got it wrong, but it’s out of our hands”, these are the types of situations that warrant standing directly in front of someone and forcing them justify the damage they’ve caused, and explain how they’re going to rectify their fuck up and compensate the affected parties. What I’m hearing is alarmingly similar to news about current problems with medical insurance and the labour market.

I’ll be 100% honest with you, they’re probably more worried that you didn’t graduate high school while your beau is aiming to study law/medicine. Beyond that, I’ve had the pleasure of knowing plenty of perfectly normal, successful people whose parents-in-law hate them.

Please, trust me when I tell you that this is more about them than you, and that the sooner you stop granting their opinions value the better off you’ll be. You’re a businessman who loves and supports his parents, if they’re too stupid to understand that not everyone who’ll love their daughter is Dr. Sexy MD, they’re unlikely to pull their heads out of their asses anytime soon, and equally unlikely to be satisfied with their girl’s non-astronaut suitors. You work hard, run your own business, and love her, they should know better than to try and torpedo your relationship - many people can’t manage to do even one of the previous criteria. You need to make a decision about how much bullshit you’re willing to tolerate before moving forward, but I’d recommend you talk it over with her as she might have some unkind words for them, and it would probably go more smoothly if she’s the one who puts them in their place.

Thanks, much appreciated.

And someone did replicate this

Can you recall who?

Thanks, much appreciated.

May I have some sauce, please?

I mean, I’m not going to spend time trying to duplicate their results, but it wouldn’t even slightly surprise me. Cops have been using ChatGPT to streamline their bullshit cop-lingo incident reports, to the extent that it’s caught the notice of lawyers and judges… 100% I believe that the dolts who shit out Trump’s tariff rates used it too.

Not so uncommon a situation as you might assume, there are plenty of shortstacks willing to work with the height discrepancy.