The future sucks.

Even Starcraft???

We StRaPpEd MaGnEtS tO rEcLaIm EnErGy!!!w

You can get genetic testing for Alzheimers done; I lived with the Fear for many years until I got the testing done and found I didn’t have the gene… such a relief. I’m still a forgetful fuck though

Lol CyberPope

“their choice”

Don’t have a cow, man!

Action Half-Life was pretty great.

Lights. Camera. Action!

Tha bit in Mario Kart when you finish a circuit and your guy rides up to the podium and suddenly there’s a huge motherfuckin’ fish and you’re like, “what’s this puffy guy gonna do?” and then ba-boom it fuckin’ explodes and there’s your trophy

It’s the VLC of porn photo viewing

Feeding ones’ family

I think they banned Gold Bond and they had to replace the formula with some corn derivative shit

Have they tried turning it off and on again?

Are any lemmy instances run on aws? Been getting a lot less articles last couple days

PoC? Punch only Clowns?

I always wondered, is it an ant farm for alien ants, or is it an ant farm owned by aliens?

I like lucid dreaming but it doesn’t happen nearly as often as when I was younger

I like Phat Planet by Leftfield

Does Kohler run truck-stop bathrooms or were they just an inspiration?

Blame return to office