Hell yeah, you just made it an “Exercises in Futility” kinda day. Well, musically anyway. I had the rest covered already

What a petty “haul” for completely fucking someone’s life up. We should express things in “$ per harm” more often if we can.

Just yet more evidence, these folks are monsters.

"You get ejected into a bad and worsening job market with no warning or recourse, throwing your (and your family’s?) life into a suddenly scary future.

In return, I get a used car, shitty enough it can’t pass emissions tests. I like this deal so much I want to do it thousands of times!"