Inverted controls are just better.

this war

You mean “this genocide”. They don’t see civilians, they see targets for extermination.

Oh, Hamas is airstriking hospitals and refugee camps too? No? They’re not? Only Israel is doing that?

Why wouldn’t this genocide be blamed on the ones committing it? Use your head.

Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo

How about invading the Hague?

While it hasn’t happened yet congress has authorized the president to do just that if any (important) American armed service member catches war crime charges.

Lol, didn’t even notice. I’m leaving it

Writing like that is why the Onion is the greatest satire publication in the world.

Kancer Kid Kabala? Didn’t they defend Earthrealm with the Kombat Kids?

I always heard it the other way around. That restoring Israel would bring about the End Times, but also that the End Times are a good thing because it means the Kongdom of God will finally be realized. I went to a pentecostal summer camp, though, so that might have something to do with it.

That is one of my favorite niche subcultures online. Just a group of people dedicated to a singular purpose that isn’t doing any harm to anyone. I always get excited when I see a new article that ___new device can run Doom

The joke is that Doom, specifically, will run on anything.