What’s funny?

God you’re right, this is why I pay you the big bucks

I know social media shows us stuff it wants us to see, but Snapchat shows the absolute worst shit, it has never once shown me something I’d ever want to see. It really is the most ratchet app.

My god why do I still have it, I gotta talk to my therapist about this

This is mine

All I can think while reading these comments is “no wonder women are always telling men to properly clean their asses, because they keep running into these ‘my hand is fine enough’ dudes”

The lack of scrubbing here makes me weep for your girlfriend’s, wives, significant others. Knowing goddamn well y’all got stanky balls and asses and get musty by noon everyday because you haven’t properly scrubbed the hair in your pits. Yuck, your parents failed all of you.