“the natural consequences of your own decisions” is the best answer I have to most things

Claude: “It’s a known issue”

ChatGPT: “Ah - now I see the what the problem is you’re trying to do such and such” after telling me to do such and such

Gemini: “I see you’re trying to bake a lettuce cake with chocolate chip cookies”

Remember when people used to steal code from StackOverflow? Good times

Welcome to corporate America. If it works, ship it. Fuck it. It’s not your personal pet project. Give back as much as they care about you.