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minus-squaredb2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up66·10 months agoSELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass='empty';
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·edit-210 months ago…AND behavior = ‘nice’? For reference: https://img.ifunny.co/images/84367d463ab592ae1781d52ac110aca72524380e9dbb0e204bdc66d217fed3e4_1.jpg
minus-squarepsud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoFor that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work
minus-squaretheneverfox@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 months agoYou forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc
minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-210 months agoInvalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES
minus-squaredatelmd5sum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoI would not fill my glass with string.
SELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass='empty';…AND behavior = ‘nice’?
For reference:
https://img.ifunny.co/images/84367d463ab592ae1781d52ac110aca72524380e9dbb0e204bdc66d217fed3e4_1.jpg
For that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism
Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work
You forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc
glass_content === 0Invalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES
I would not fill my glass with string.